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wilwheaton:

boballthetime:

NEED!

Disney is offering build-your-own droid action figures. At only 3 3/4-inches tall, these little guys are going to need a boost to be able to unlock any doors or take control of communications systems. And forget about putting one in your X-Wing.

Via DisneyParks

Oh. My. God.

Want!

(Source: Wired)

Hank's Tumblr: Equality in America 

edwardspoonhands:

I think I make it pretty clear in my video today that I don’t understand why we’re even talking about this. I don’t understand the arguments of people who oppose gay marriage, and I’m usually pretty good at understanding people’s viewpoints.

The arguments are so silly and uninteresting that…

And this is the true measure of how far we’ve come as a nation: in like five years, the prime talking point from Republicans about people who support gay marriage has gone from ‘It will destroy society via turtle-fucking’ to ‘Oh, of COURSE you’re for it! You’ll say anything popular to get re-elected!’

JON STEWART, on criticism by Republicans that President Obama announced his support for marriage equality simply because he wants another term in office, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)

If I understand Mitt Romney correctly, it’s ok to bully someone you THINK is guy, but not ok if you KNOW they’re gay. So it is NOT ok for me to call him an asshole.

Rick Santorum is no longer running for president, it’s an Easter miracle!

wilwheaton:

inothernews:

think-progress:

Obamacare turns 2. Here are the facts about what Americans have already gained.

“WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FACTS!!!”

— Republicans

OH BABY JESUS WHO WILL SAVE US FROM THE AWFUL TYRANNY OF AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE?!

Bwaahaaahaaaahhhaaaaa, Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

literallyunbelievable:

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG

 
This has gotta be some sort of paradox.

literallyunbelievable:

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG

This has gotta be some sort of paradox.

WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Neil Gaiman: I think this is what I'm most comfortable posting on Tumblr about Kony 

neil-gaiman:

When I posted the #Kony2012 link on Twitter, a LOT of people sent me this. I’d already felt uncomfortable RTing something that called for direct military action, and this solidified my discomfort.

visiblechildren:

For those asking what you can do to help, please link to…

Scumbag Rush Limbaugh 

Me trying to make something relevant and funny with my meme maker app.

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